Here’s what you do: reblog this before Sunday, December 8th. I’ll send you a url to be Secret Santa to. From December 9th-24th you will send that person cute little anonymous messages. On or after Christmas Day, you will reveal who you are!
The only real rule is that everybody has to have the anon option available for asks. Otherwise this would be called Blatently Obvious Santa and that just doesn’t work.
❅ Merry Christmas! ❅

Good luck affording a place to live. Forget being able to fucking eat “healthy” like you’re “supposed to” (aka, morally obligated to).
in hawaii, you have to work 2 more hours in a week than exists in a week to pay rent
Anyone who puts in an honest 40 hours of work per week, regardless of the skill level of the job, ought to be paid at least enough to keep a roof over their head and afford vital expenses like food and health care. This country has betrayed the working class, and it’s absolutely inexcusable.
Putting this out there for all the assholes who don’t think minimum wage should cover living expenses.
setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:
The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around
I’m weeping
The two people in the front wearing one shirt.
Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?
WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW
WHY IS IT BACK
no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious
This happened on 693
So, y’know, you might wanna revise your arguments
“Oh well, we made such a grand entrance.
Sasuke hasn’t been disqualified, has he?”